Do you have an annoying sibling? Next time they're getting on your nerves, try this rhyme*
"I call the Broken King
Walk backwards thrice in a ring
He'll come in blinding light
He'll wrap you in the night
Before the start of day
The Broken King will take you away!"
*or don't as it might work and then before you know it you'll be on a quest to another dimension. Terms and conditions apply.